poopie weiner sammich
a chili dog. it can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. mustard is urine. ketchup is blood. mayonaise is man jelly. chili is p–pie. the hotdog is the weiner. the bun is the sammich.
joebob: get me a p–pie weiner sammich, gooberboy.
gooberboy: would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
joebob: i’ll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!
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