pootie scoop
describes the act of sn-tching or redirecting a buddy’s potential s-xual conquest.
also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping
jake: man, you see the chick frank just scored?
paul: just wait til he goes for a wee. i’m definitely pulling a pootie scoop. she’s going home with me!
jake: that’s cold.
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