pope penis tester
in the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a “pope p-n-s tester” check to see if it was really a male. an -ssistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope p-n-s tester saw the b-lls, he would proclaim in latin “they are there” and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
the job of the “pope p-n-s tester” went out several centuries ago
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