Poppa Smurf


to recieve an erection. usually admitted to a friend or loved one. as in to “pop”-a-“smurf”(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
b-n-r!!!
“dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me poppa smurf!”
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short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.
that d-ck looks likes poppa smurf

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