popping pickles
is popping pickles a euphemism for a males losing their virginity? if so, i must admit to being a bit taken aback by such a s-xually charged campaign targeted toward business travelers. is that what the millenials are all about — frankness? on that note, i wonder exactly how many pickles — and cherries, for that matter — have been popped at marriott branded properties over the years? maybe they could start selling t-shirts, baseball caps and b-mper stickers with the slogan: “i popped my pickle (or cherry) at a marriott!” or, replacing the do not disturb signs with: “if you hear pickles popping — go ahead and knock! the more the cherrier!!” #bizarre is popping pickles a euphemism for a males losing their virginity? if so, i must admit to being a bit taken aback by such a s-xually charged campaign targeted toward business travelers. is that what the millenials are all about — frankness? on that note, i wonder exactly how many pickles — and cherries, for that matter — have been popped at marriott branded properties over the years? maybe they could start selling t-shirts, baseball caps and b-mper stickers with the slogan: “i popped my pickle (or cherry) at a marriott!” or, replacing the do not disturb signs with: “if you hear pickles popping — go ahead and knock! the more the cherrier!!” #bizarre
on prom night, let’s all book a bunch of rooms at the marriott so we can engage in the popping pickles and cherries rites of p-ssage into adulthood.
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