poppy seed bagel
the best food in the entire world. could be a problem for the police though…
police: step out of the vehicle please!
person: i haven’t taken drugs! i swear! i’ve been eating poppy seed bagels!
police: … ok! have a wonderful night!
person: ok! thanks!
*later that night*
person: *actually doing drugs*
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