Porcelain Shoes


on some occasions, people have had s-x in an airplane bathroom. since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.
dude, i was f—–g angela earlier and i got a pair of porcelain shoes. the attendant had to help me out…

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