porch climb
a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, really fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.
“hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night”
“yeah i know, i was gone after 2 cups1”
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