porch dog


a person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. the motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

origin: the phrase “porch dog” is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at p-ssersby, but who pose no physical threat.
yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. he’s a real porch dog.

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