Porch philosophy


philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.
person 1: i think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog.”
person 2: “that’s just porch philosophy!”

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