porchegese breakfeast
well it’s when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the -ss with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)now there ready to be cooked. have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
just dont cook bacon naked!!!
last night i f-cked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!
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