Porcine Alarm Clock
the smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
“dude, i couldn’t sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me i needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone”
and
“are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?” “h-ll yes, i got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge”
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