Porcupine in the forest
when a male, or female has an intense itch in their p-b-s.
chad: bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
brad: cause bro, i got a porcupine in the forest.
chad: wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.
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brad: yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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