porcupotamus
the terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. extremely aggressive and territorial. can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 mph. quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circ-mference at the base. mostly herbivorous, with a pr-nounced taste for oatmeal and an occ-ssional serving of chicken tikka.
“larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog.”
the terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. extremely aggressive and territorial. can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 mph. quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circ-mference at the base. mostly herbivorous, with a pr-nounced taste for oatmeal and an occ-ssional serving of chicken tikka.
“larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog.”
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