Pork Danglies
f-ckin awesome euphemism for a v-g-n-.
“d-mn look at that stripper’s pork danglies!”
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someone who is clever, yet obese. “that dude is cool but he’s a bit of a porkenstein’
- Permaderp
a state of extended or permanent burnout due to excessive weed smoking. distant cousin of permatrip, synonym of burnt out a: “you notice jake lately? he seems a little slower than usual” b: “smokes way too much, man. he’s in a perpetual state of permaderp.”
- Explanimation
the practice of using excessive hand or arm gestures and facial expressions when explaining something to someone tom was very excited about the school trip to the zoo, so, when he saw jessi he gave her a full explanimation of the day’s activities
- persnicket
slang for v-g-n- “i’m getting an iud tomorrow.” “whoa, don’t they shove it right up your persnicket?” “yep.” “i can’t have s-x tonight, my persnicket is bleeding.” “i love my persnicket.”
- Eyelignment
similar to the alignment of a car’s wheels, eyelignment is a concept of sp-cial reasoning which enables a person to distinguish between straight and crooked. when a person erects a ladder or parks a car in a crooked manner even though it is perceived by that person as straight they are thought to have poor […]