Pork pistol
the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a toyota pruis
-so what did u do last night?
-i shot my lady in the face with my pork pistol.
-why?
-she said tell me when u are done.
-and?
-so i was like -smack- no!! you will take it.
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