Pork Scotch music
the type of sh-t music played by fat old men at barbecues. the music is usually of south african origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can’t resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.
monk: the barbecue’s fine but why the sh-t music?
mick: its pork scotch music. the fat tw-t can’t barbecue without it.
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