Pork Scotch Tea Towel
a filthy article that has never been washed but which pork scotch uses to dry dishes. normal people don’t go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
flondibulus: bog roll’s finished, is there any more?
mickus: no, use a pork scotch tea towel. it couldn’t get any filthier so the fat tw-t will never know.
Read Also:
- Pornythologist
someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species. david andrew greenheld is the worlds 1st and leading p-rnythologist.
- Portable Gaming Region
the second biggest website/blog dedicated solely to mobile games and handheld gaming (the first one being pocket gamer). it has a pretty bad reviews section (it gets updated rarely), but excellent indie support, which is why it’s adored by so many in the industry. it’s often abbreviated to “pgr”. – hey, did you know dave […]
- Portmangler
one who coins painful and awkward portmanteaux. “check it out, alice, i invented a cross between a spoon and a fork – i call it a fspoo-ork’n.” “dang, bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler.”
- Postill
a n-ble surname, originating from medieval europe. considered royalty in sections of europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret. “i could never go out with a postill, i’m not worthy enough”
- power job
to head job someone powerfully. can you power job me miss?