pork sword pneumonia
the act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random wh-r-s wind pipe. after achieving b-lls deep impact, you blow a m-ssive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
i dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
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