pornapple juice
a tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.
“good christ, i’m h-rny! maybe i need to cool off.”
“here. have some p-rnapple juice.”
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p-rnogrphy that you regret watching or refuse to watch. i clicked on a link and saw some p-rnasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so i will not be going back to that site! i don’t go to that site, because it is p-rnasty, and i don’t want to see that stuff!
- pornish casty
a person who can be described as looking like an actor in a comedy p-rnographic film. christ, have you seen elton over there? with those gl-sses and that wig on, he looks like a right p-rnish casty!
- Pornothologist
a person who spends most of their time watching p-rn and is intimately familiar with most p-rn stars and their mating behaviour. joe: hey how come trevor never gets out much? frank: he’s a p-rnothologist…lots of studying to do.
- portuguese arm wrestling
an contest in which both people raise their arms as high as they can, and whoever is taller, and can reach higher, wins. this is done to insult portuguese people for being commonly shorter than all other races i beat my boss in portuguese arm wrestling
- postheating
when you accidentally leave the oven on, but are unwilling to admit to your significant other that you’re an idiot. so: did you forget to turn the oven off? you: no, i’m just postheating.