pornian slip
an error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the url box and one unconsciously begins typing in the url of one’s favorite p-rn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. like the freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.
d-mn you p-rnian slip!! i just wanted to simply check my email and now i have 5 tabs of p-rnhub.com opened!!
it is studied under the division of psych called p-rn-n-lysis and p-rnian slip is often referred to as paraps-xis.
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