porno ‘stache


noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70’s p-rn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on… the guy has a wicked p-rno ‘stache. he looks like he’s the next guy on to catch a predator.
bad facial hair reminicient of a 1970’s p-rno guys moustache
freddie mercury had a p-rnostache

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