Pornofficetry
a work-related environment whereby employees f-ck around all day but no one likes each other.
p-rnofficetry generally occurs when a supervisor is out of the office but is expected back soon. example:
employee #1: oh, man! the boss is coming. i guess we’d better get back to work.
employee #2: kiss my -ss, loser. i hate you.
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