pornstracted
when your doing something on the net like looking up information for an essay or talking to a friend on msn but end up getting distracted looking @ p-rn … can also use pr0nstracted if you think it sounds better
“hey man why wont you answer my questions?”
‘oh sorry dude! i got p-rnstracted’
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