Port Hawkesbury


this place is the sh-t-hole of cape breton. in fact, it is the sh-t-hole of the entire world. it is where everything good in life (especially wal-mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.
girl: “ew! where the f-ck did we land ourselves? this place looks like g-d ate a huge f-cking burrito and sh-t on a rock.”
guy: “oh… we’re in port hawkesbury. how the f-ck did that happen?”

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