Port Muscles


the belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of port – a sweet red high alcohol content wine. in addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are – often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
after consuming a few gl-sses of 20% port, ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. obviously he had port muscles.

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