portabella mushroom
when a guy presses his c-ck on a mirror and says “i want to be a steak”, this is a portabella mushroom
boink….”ewww….i wanna be a steak”
the foreskin of a p-n-s flarign out wide to make the p-n-s resemble a mushroom
that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day
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