portadown college
a cr-p school in northern ireland that thinks it’s something great when in fact it is a dirty h-llhole.
those teachers from portadown college are pathetic excuses for human beings.
portadown college has a great rugby team! lolrotflmao!!!!!!!!!
students of portadown college are shallow and consider ‘having a life’ to be getting drunk at the weekends in cr-ppy bars that serve people underage.
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