Portmanteauwned
adj.: port-maun-toned.
used to describe being targeted by a particularly clever insult or witticism that uses a portmanteau, or combination of two or more words, as a punchline. it can also be used sarcastically, for example after an especially weak pun.
the word is a portmanteau itself, of “portmanteau” and “owned.” as a result, timely usage of the word can count as an example of itself.
“dude, there’s a poltergeist in my chicken coop!”
“don’t you mean a…poultrygiest?”
“oh, sh-t, i’ve been portmanteauwned!”
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