Portuguese Crow Egg
it’s when you shove a portuguese crow egg into a girls b-tthole without breaking it. she then crushes it with her -n-s and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. originating in the southern farming area of portugal in the early 19th century.
i couldn’t figure out where all my crow eggs were going. then i caught amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the portuguese crow egg. i filed for divorce yesterday.
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