Portuguese Flipshit
to sit on the toilet backwards and sh-t into the toilet.
richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the portuguese flipsh-t.
jenny: did you hear what happened to brie?
lilly: yeah she queefed in health cl-ss, right?
jenny: no the other thing.
lilly: oh, no what?
jenny: she clogged the toilet while performing a portuguese flipsh-t.
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