Portuguese Gas Pedal
invented in north carolina by a non-portuguese man, it is when you are having s-x with a woman doggy style and when she reaches climax you pull out and kick her in the p-ssy.
“that b-tch p-ssed me off the other night so i lured her into bed and gave her a portuguese gas pedal.”
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