PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE
a man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her -ss, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her c-nt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
“hey man, look that guy on the boat! it looks like his giving her a good old portuguese golden paddle!”
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