Portuguese hand pump


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    when one goes out to a club/concert and the price for beer/alcohol is very expensive, he or she must obtain a significant buzz prior to the night’s festivities. (the pounding of alcohol to create a foundational buzz = poundation) dude, i do not want to spend that much money on drinks at the bar. let’s […]

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