Portuguese keg stand
an attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). believed to be started by a drunken fsu fan celebrating their victory over boston college on november 3rd, 2007.
i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler “portuguese keg stand” and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. hilarity ensued.
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