Portuguese pancake
a female will lay on her back and elevate her r-ct-m skyward. meanwhile, a friend will -ssist her by holding open the first lady’s sphincter and providing support to maintain the elevated position. a third person will then pour the regular ingredients of a pancake, one at a time, into the first lady’s r-ct-m; pancake mix, oil, and eggs, and milk (note: please refer to pancake mix box for clarification, and crack eggs first, but do not include sh-lls; unless you are totally f-cked up). the mixture is then shaken inside her by the second and third parties, and then poured onto an appropriately preheated electric griddle. add syrup and enjoy.
after a long night of drinking, all i crave is a portuguese pancake.
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