Portuguese Penis Predicament


the girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the portuguese p-n-s she had to see first hand.
friend 1: hey, i heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how’d it go?!

friend 2: well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol’ portuguese p-n-s predicament.

friend 1: aw, that sucks man, was it big?

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