portuguese water dog
a breed of dog that originated from portugal, where they helped fisherman catch fish. they have webbed feet, and a blue tint to their skin. they generally love being in the water. they have either curly or wavy hair, and are either black brown or white.
look, that portuguese water dog is swimming in the lake!
receiving -n-l s-x from an oiled-up brazilian transs-xual.
did you see that new tranny website? i hear they specialize in portuguese water dogs!
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