portuguise breakfast
a s-xual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans v-g-n- and has s-x with her thus scammbeling them. when the man -j-c-l-t-s in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. 😉
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog p–ped on our lawn.
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