Poseidon’s Sloppy Seconds


when toilet water that somebody else p-ssed or sh-t in splashes back onto your -sshole after you sh-t in it.
i thought poseidon’s kiss was bad, but then i experienced the horror of poseidon’s sloppy seconds.

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