Poser Goldfish


someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn’t. also, a person who n-body loves and they weren’t hugged much as a kid.
person 1: my mommy told me i am a little crumb sn-tcher.
person 2: thats because you’re a poser goldfish that no one loves!!!

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