post lunch syndrome
parody of pms. a condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. however this condition is a danger at school or at work. under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.
post lunch syndrome
after lunch
student comes to cl-ss tired, walks over to desk and sits down. soon after the teachers starts cl-ss the student falls asleep.
student: zzzzzzzz -snore-
teacher: “wake up!” -hits desk with a yardstick- -student wakes up startled and abruptly.- “are you having post lunch syndrome?”
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