post-poop butt hurt
post-p–p b-tt hurt is when, after a particularly bad p–p, your b-tt hurts. otherwise known as ppbh.
person #1: aw, man, i took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me ppbh!
person #2: ppbh?
person #1: yeah, post-p–p b-tt hurt
person #2: dude, ppbh is the worst!
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