Post-Sex Revelation
pertains only to the male species.
after days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. it is the exact moment when the man c-ms inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. he then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he’s ever met.
he decides this isn’t the only wrong thing he’s been doing with his life. he goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. after about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
i’m serious man, just f-ck an ugly girl when you’re desperate. i quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-s-x revelation.
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