the anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards.
“dang did you see bobby launch that tater this morning?”
“yeah he totally gave me post-tater-stress-disorder”
- twitter bankruptcy
when you become so far behind on your twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on tweets you have missed. (see also: email bankruptcy) i’m 3 days behind on reading tweets, i am declaring twitter bankruptcy!
an intelligent girl who is very single. she is very determined and knows what she wants. this girl is usually a brunette, and does not exist on the urban dictionary. rudah is an optimist, and has a beautiful sense of humor. also has the worst love life. but she is a very strong feminist and […]
- idk lol
when you don’t know sh-t person 1: “where are the 24 stones of barenziah?” dovakiin: “idk lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
a sudden realization. i was confused at first,then all of a sudden , i had a blink-m, then it all made sense.
- peg leggin
when one person takes another persons leg vigorously and places their foot on their private area. dont go peg leggin my privates