Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome
when someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. and soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. this is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.
bill:have you seen jerry?
fred:no why?
bill:he’s suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
fred:….oh god, why!!
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