Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)


the feelings of anxiety some new jerseyans felt after the release of mtv’s “jersey sh-r-” which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
joe:”hey bro, what’s gotten into grant? the kid hasn’t gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days.”

john:”grant’s been diagnosed with post traumatic jersey sh-r- stress disorder (ptjssd) ever since that mtv show “jersey sh-r-” came out. he can’t stand going to scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs.”

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