Post Yuletide Syndrome
the days following christmas when the excitement of new presents has worn off and it’s time to return to work.
manager/boss: “why so glum today?”
employee: “i’m suffering from pys”
manager/boss: “what?”
employee: “post yuletide syndrome”
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