potato fucker


1. a person, usually an irish/native american male, who f-cks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not m-st-rb-t-
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys f-cking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and sh-t
person: hey kyle, do you want my potatoes?
kyle: i love f-cking potatoes!!!

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