pottonmouth fever


pottonmouth fever is the next level of xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market s-x slave ring for a bottle of ice cold arrowhead water.
duuude, i just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy’s wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. i’m reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the zulu nation g-ngb-ng division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.

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